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Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:26:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i thought he was going to say something like "...but i havent taken a shit yet today" that would have been funny and way less gay

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:27:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

you cant write snuff porn, at best you could write a script

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:28:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

prune juice, extra large!

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:31:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats it you two ! it's quadratic equations by hand at the swingsets at 3PM!

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:43:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

single stack mag FTL

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:44:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

never handled a 1911 sigsauer is standard issue for our forces

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:46:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

glock 19 i have dumped a good amount of rounds though, fn 5.7 as well

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:46:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

1911 uesd to be standard issue but that was years before i enlisted

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:47:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

its also language, culture and hair color

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:48:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Son of Rome yeah, 2500 + spicy ammo cost, id never own one myself but they were giving them to us when deployed

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:54:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

556 is lethal to like 600 meters

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:54:18 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and accurate

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:55:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ive got alot of trigger time on the c7a2 which is a modified m16a2, with iron sights and relative ease you can get a 30mm group at 500m

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:57:07 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

between the stg44 and the fg42 alone the krauts hold the title for best weaponsmiths

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:57:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

its a garden variety 9mm polymer pistol....oooooooooooo

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 01:59:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

gen1 glock was badass for sure, alot of innovations came in....but since everyones caught up or surpassed its just not that great anymore

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:00:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

tbh all weapons manufacturers are meh, we remember the singularily great weapons they make but forget all about that time they made a weapon chambered in 380 auto AND THEY ALL DID IT.....gross btw

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:01:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yeah but its basically 9mm

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:01:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

like why? we already have 9mm?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:02:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

fuck 380 auto

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:03:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

plus 380 auto is what the makarov uses....the most useless handgun on the planet

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:04:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

lol @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck between you and @Son of Rome were up to like 5 niggers/hour

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:07:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

just get 9mm, 380 can go to hell, you dont want to be hunting around for that shit cartridge when the zombie apocalypse happens

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:09:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i have a question, where are these hypothetical people that would obey mag loading laws but still have evil intent that these laws are ostensibly written for?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:11:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

fuck it zipgun ftw, 2 tubes and a nail, maybe a couple handles if youre feeling fancy

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:12:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

spoiler alert: the commie is also german and the german is also a commie

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:13:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@BabaBooey you were almost german a couple times and you live right next door, close enough

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:14:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i AM a troop....guy

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:15:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@BabaBooey perhaps not but i had the nuts to enlist and the brains to survive ๐Ÿ™‚

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:16:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

canadian

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:16:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Son of Rome im a canadian soldier and ive spent about 10 years of my life on roto

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:17:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ya man 10 years we canadians fucked around in the afghani sand for americas latest cash grab

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:19:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

alot of things happen in a warzone, particularily when youre also garrisoning the 2 largest cities and capitol

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:20:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the makarov is an air pistol

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:21:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

basically

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:21:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

theres no powder in a 380 cartridge, just a bit of fart gas from the sweaty commie thats operating the bullet machine

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:23:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

you think theyll be able to hit center mass?....like on purpose?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:24:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

if you aint the baddest mofo on the street youre just gathering supplies for the guy that is

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:25:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

there is only one quality of AK in my experience: questionable

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:27:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

would i pick up an AK in combat if i had no other choice? Absolutely! Would i drop said AK like a trailer park baby upon discovering a mag of 556? Absolutely

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:28:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

pepole caring and me talking are mutually exclusive concepts, so you sir can suck a big fat cock, fagaloon

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:30:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

556 is plenty good, you're unlikely to engage beyond 300m anyways

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:31:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

you got that adrenaline pumping and shits crackin all around you the last thing you want is a big heavy round thats gonna fuck with your sight picture

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:34:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yeh the average engagement range went up a bit but unless youre a marksman in a platoon rocking an m14ebr or a sniper with a .50 youre not gonna be the guy dumping rounds out beyond 3 to 400 meters, still well within the lethal range for the 556 particularily with a full barrel rifle

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:37:18 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats one angry looking cock

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:37:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

......do chickens have balls?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:38:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

fact collated

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:38:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

are you saying hens cant have balls? you fucking bigot

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:40:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i say its time for the male chickens to stay at home shitting out eggs and the ladies should start waking my farmer ass up at 5am, i wont rest until theres equality in the chicken workforce

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:41:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

is it supposed to be that color? i would go to the doctor bro

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 02:41:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i didnt know sheep nuts were herbivores

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:22:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ima let you finish but 1938 germany was the best germany of all time

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:25:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Son of Rome everything before indoor plumbing is savagery, i dont case how badass they were, shit was gross

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:27:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

old dude REALLY looks like count dooku......with aids

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:28:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

in the video

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:29:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and slayer of white blood cells

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:30:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

its not your fault, bruh.

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:30:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

these people never consulted you when they decided to be that ugly

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:31:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

gee thanks now i've seen....THAT

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:32:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats fucking heresy

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:33:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i mean if its acrylic its non conductive....so it wouldnt DO anything, it would impede contact for sure but it might still work

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:33:18 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i dunno

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:33:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i didnt see the mayo

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:34:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ok ya mayo....on the die contacts...that would smell....like burnt mayonaisse....so like wendys basically

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:36:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but i dunno, i feel like if it was non metallic thermal paste it might still work, the only question would be if the pins would be able to displace the paste and make contact or not

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:41:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

theory: corona was introduced to china externally to fuck with them, chinese wont admit it because the ppl would stampede, would explain why the WHO is licking chinas asshole when they should be shutting shit down

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:42:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the west in general and the US specifically

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:42:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the west knows full out economic war and probably war war is on the horizon, this is a way to hobble them

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:46:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

population density and overall population being what it is in china i would say that if it was internal it may be a way to re-solidify public trust in the government by making people rely on them for thier lives, they have major privacy and human rights issues that the people are starting to freak out about

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:48:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

if anyone has the level of lockdown on information that would be required to dupe thier own population like that itd be china

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:50:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

imagine all the jobs that would HAVE TO come back to the US if china had some sort of virus freakout?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:52:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i dont want them to die, but something needs to be done about their governments military and economic ambitions, hopefully the people go mental and start putting heads on sticks and maybe form a sane government....fi they dont...well.... ๐Ÿ™‚

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:53:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats your shtik boy-o killing people is exhausting work and im too old for that shit

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:57:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im too lay to scroll up so instead i will suggest it wasnt that funny

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 20:58:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yes, thank you chandler

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:02:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so, im a resident manager at n apartment complex and yesterday someones dog shit in the hallway, i of course cleaned it up and then emailed a cleanup/ "fuck you" bill to the tenant, she emails me back saying shes outraged and that it wasnt her. I just emailed her back and attached a zoomed in snip from he security feed of the dogs asshole as the shit was coming out.....i am literally giddy for her reply

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:03:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

when i started this job certain ppl found out i was ex-army, most people have learned not to fuck with me, i guess she didnt get the memo

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:04:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

if faithbook was real how would he pronounce it?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:04:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

faiththbook?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:09:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

> looks like someone parked faithbook.com but i have wonderful news faiththbook.com is ripe for sale

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:10:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

> how is it a hentai paino keyboard does it have tentacles?

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:11:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

its fine, could be better

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:13:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

what kind of mouth tentacles? the ones like in that picture or the smoothe tubular ones like what i see in the ....nowhere <.< >.>

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:14:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

eating, fucking and the occasional party trick i would imagine

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:15:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i mean like if im the only one that has them i would imagine some of my friends would be like "hey, do something cool with those tentacles"

Oppressatron
2020-02-26 21:15:55 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

probably

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