tentacle pregnancy prevention method

i dare not imagine being of that much interest

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imma make a runestone nothing can stop me <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

my mind wanders places

Mutating prehensile tentacles?

And i know no limits of humanly decency

yes

Yeah, that's kinda gonna get a sciencey visit.

can it get any better

Like blacksite type sciencey.

I would not mind a prehensile dick either

Preferably one that can also completely retract when not in use

Just gotta train that cock, yo.

A friend of mine had his tounge split

Virtuoso circus dick tricks

Wait... circus... fuck... that is too wrong

The daily update:

-South Korea now has the most confirmed cases outside of Hubei, meaning it'd be the 2nd worst province if it was treated as a Chinese province
-Confirmed cases in Brazil, all inhabited continents now infected

imagine gettign an elephant trunk for a dicc

Happens all the time. @Uksio

Was kind of funny because the day after he did the procedure he had promised to give me and a friend lift to an event several towns over.

We had quite a laugh at him sounding like he had a fucking golf ball in his mouth all day 😄

Abort, abort, I retract that statement

Too late.

if its an extra dick youd prob be safe cause thats not "tentacle weird" the various biolabs would probably not send their goons after you, youd just be that guy with 2 dicks

What has been said cannot be unsaid.

the one thing i would not recommend with elephant trunk for a dicc is having apples nearby

Y'all niggas trying to augment the human condition

Shit is heresy

2 dick people exist

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they do

some of them even have them both working

In both over-under and side-by-side configurations

usually they either dont work at all or only one

but some get luck

inb4 commando will spot a dick in that picture

or two

it's the glare

If you are born with 2 dicks there's one important detail to consider