Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 349086912931299328


2017-08-21 07:02:34 UTC  

Just do it

2017-08-21 07:02:36 UTC  

That's what she said

2017-08-21 07:02:46 UTC  

Stick your dick in batter, then deep fry it

2017-08-21 07:02:51 UTC  

no one is the wiser

2017-08-21 07:03:06 UTC  

I think you would probably notice

2017-08-21 07:03:43 UTC  

Not the point.

2017-08-21 07:04:08 UTC  

Yes your dick is useless but you can tell your anime con or whatever kids do these days you had sex and it wasn't a real doll or asuka or whatever the fuck ever

2017-08-21 07:04:20 UTC  

Seriously, put some diced jalapeno in the batter

2017-08-21 07:04:24 UTC  

Use a good smoked sausage

2017-08-21 07:04:27 UTC  

I mean

2017-08-21 07:04:30 UTC  

you wanna be spicy

2017-08-21 07:04:35 UTC  

for when you fry your dick off

2017-08-21 07:04:43 UTC  

Exactly

2017-08-21 07:05:04 UTC  

I feel the need to offload my soul. I think I know a terrible secret

2017-08-21 07:05:27 UTC  

Don't you have a priest for that?

2017-08-21 07:05:27 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagyGLwoBds
Pretty sure Bradan O'Fahey produced this video. Look at all the Sennheiser E835 mics.

2017-08-21 07:06:02 UTC  

No one on the west coast has more E835s in a single location than him.

2017-08-21 07:06:26 UTC  

How does that guy drum in a flannel jacket in the sun? That's terribly impractical

2017-08-21 07:06:31 UTC  

this is a very enlightening video guys. Zyklon B tested on humans in a much higher concentration than auschwitz

2017-08-21 07:06:45 UTC  

Hey

2017-08-21 07:06:52 UTC  

busy looking at california boobs

2017-08-21 07:07:27 UTC  

I'm a CaliforniaBoobationalist now. Better change my name

2017-08-21 07:08:17 UTC  

I'm gonna have to call the inspector

2017-08-21 07:08:23 UTC  

The FBI?

2017-08-21 07:08:28 UTC  

No need to bring the feds in

2017-08-21 07:08:33 UTC  

We cna handle these boobs by ourselves.

2017-08-21 07:08:41 UTC  
2017-08-21 07:08:50 UTC  

DOUBLE NICE

2017-08-21 07:09:05 UTC  

Oh shit I think I played a show with that Bombpops band a few years ago

2017-08-21 07:09:13 UTC  

@Commodvs Detritvs you are my new best friend

2017-08-21 07:09:20 UTC  

This punk band I used to fill in with played with them

2017-08-21 07:09:27 UTC  

There were like 10 people at the show

2017-08-21 07:09:36 UTC  

Are they roller derby bitches @vonGoethe they look like they'd play a derby show but not be HAPPY about it

2017-08-21 07:09:38 UTC  

Proper Aryan boobs, none of this oversized saggy floppy stuff

2017-08-21 07:09:50 UTC  

I remember they had one decent song

2017-08-21 07:09:56 UTC  

"Outta Hand" was decent

2017-08-21 07:09:57 UTC  

that was it

2017-08-21 07:09:59 UTC  

But mostly just shook their boobies around

2017-08-21 07:10:02 UTC  

Good board music