Message from @Hand Banana
Discord ID: 349086585863536640
Oosh, I need a deep fryer
I make a DAMN GOOD homemade corndog
I learned to cook fried chicken when I was a galley hand on the boat
LOOK I DON"T KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS I JUST FEED THEM UNTIL THEY ARE TOO FAT TO LEAVE
Home made corndogs
Just do it
That's what she said
Stick your dick in batter, then deep fry it
no one is the wiser
I think you would probably notice
Not the point.
Yes your dick is useless but you can tell your anime con or whatever kids do these days you had sex and it wasn't a real doll or asuka or whatever the fuck ever
Seriously, put some diced jalapeno in the batter
Use a good smoked sausage
I mean
you wanna be spicy
for when you fry your dick off
Exactly
I feel the need to offload my soul. I think I know a terrible secret
Don't you have a priest for that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagyGLwoBds
Pretty sure Bradan O'Fahey produced this video. Look at all the Sennheiser E835 mics.
No one on the west coast has more E835s in a single location than him.
How does that guy drum in a flannel jacket in the sun? That's terribly impractical
this is a very enlightening video guys. Zyklon B tested on humans in a much higher concentration than auschwitz
Hey
busy looking at california boobs
I'm a CaliforniaBoobationalist now. Better change my name
I'm gonna have to call the inspector
The FBI?
No need to bring the feds in
We cna handle these boobs by ourselves.
I warned you http://i.imgur.com/ggBTG2w.jpg
DOUBLE NICE
Oh shit I think I played a show with that Bombpops band a few years ago
@Commodvs Detritvs you are my new best friend
This punk band I used to fill in with played with them
There were like 10 people at the show
Are they roller derby bitches @vonGoethe they look like they'd play a derby show but not be HAPPY about it
Proper Aryan boobs, none of this oversized saggy floppy stuff
I remember they had one decent song