You can do it put your ass in to it by ice cube

Albertson's is still blue collar deli fare

Yeah but Safeway bought them and the taste is kinda meh

I just make my own now.

Every white man should have a deep fryer and a "special recipe" to impress girls

That takes too much agency for me

and I've given up on impressing girls

Oosh, I need a deep fryer

I make a DAMN GOOD homemade corndog

I learned to cook fried chicken when I was a galley hand on the boat

LOOK I DON"T KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS I JUST FEED THEM UNTIL THEY ARE TOO FAT TO LEAVE

Home made corndogs

Just do it

That's what she said

Stick your dick in batter, then deep fry it

no one is the wiser

I think you would probably notice

Not the point.

Yes your dick is useless but you can tell your anime con or whatever kids do these days you had sex and it wasn't a real doll or asuka or whatever the fuck ever

Seriously, put some diced jalapeno in the batter

Use a good smoked sausage

I mean

you wanna be spicy

for when you fry your dick off

Exactly

I feel the need to offload my soul. I think I know a terrible secret

Don't you have a priest for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagyGLwoBds
Pretty sure Bradan O'Fahey produced this video. Look at all the Sennheiser E835 mics.

No one on the west coast has more E835s in a single location than him.

How does that guy drum in a flannel jacket in the sun? That's terribly impractical

this is a very enlightening video guys. Zyklon B tested on humans in a much higher concentration than auschwitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iI0qAIaJDM

Hey

busy looking at california boobs

I'm a CaliforniaBoobationalist now. Better change my name

I'm gonna have to call the inspector

The FBI?

No need to bring the feds in

We cna handle these boobs by ourselves.

I warned you http://i.imgur.com/ggBTG2w.jpg

DOUBLE NICE