should be having the armed guards living whit him

stabbing an armed guy is reasonable force

in my eyes at least

dong are you the nerdcore rapper

your name is familiar

Im buying a baseball bat next week

thats a common one

like, if someone breaks into your home and you subdue him with a baseball bat you can keep pounding his skull until it's a pile of mush

no, he weilded rock, you weilded scissosrs, rock beats scissors thats the rule

I'm just Dong

I was in the other MDE discord before it got shut down

ive known guys who have gotten arrested because they kept baseball bats in the back of their cars but no mitts or balls

Wtf

LOL

Thats some dumbass shit

who the fuck need a mitt

ball sure

but they get lost all the fucking time

get the ball bud

basically if you're gonna arm your car with a baseball bat keep some balls and a mask with you or something

who was the arresting officer? Sgt. Kooky Clown

Its for our shop

maybe you had a baseball bat as a sex toy

Might needa whack someone

keep some other equipment with it then

keep lube in the car

lmao

Sgt. Earning a Paycheak for Stupid Shit

Sgt. Dual Wield

Sgt. 100 hours of overtime

man fuck knife weilding

I might nibble on the ol' gabagool if you know what i mean

if a guy breaks into my house full stop

Sgt. I have a wife at home, i swear

stabbing him is reasonable force

^^

I might need to put somebody to sleep with the fishes

If u know what i mean

ayy bada bing bada boom

as long as you call an ambulance for the guy they cant say you used malicious intent

I might needa put a horse head in somebody toucha my spaghett