Message from @Dong

Discord ID: 431620744305311747


2018-04-06 01:04:32 UTC  

nigguh

2018-04-06 01:04:47 UTC  

78 year old guy stabbed a guy with a screwdriver and he died

2018-04-06 01:04:59 UTC  

arrested for suspicion of murder but he's been bailed

2018-04-06 01:05:03 UTC  

i think he'll go free

2018-04-06 01:05:06 UTC  

wait, so it was succesfull self defence?

2018-04-06 01:05:32 UTC  

self defence in the UK cites "reasonable force"

2018-04-06 01:05:38 UTC  

LOL

2018-04-06 01:05:45 UTC  

literally a burglar

2018-04-06 01:05:47 UTC  

mid smokes mid

2018-04-06 01:05:50 UTC  

78 yo

2018-04-06 01:05:56 UTC  

in common law there's a doctrine of minimal force

2018-04-06 01:05:59 UTC  

i'd consider a knife wielding guy breaking into my house at night

2018-04-06 01:05:59 UTC  

or something like that

2018-04-06 01:06:02 UTC  

should be having the armed guards living whit him

2018-04-06 01:06:10 UTC  

stabbing an armed guy is reasonable force

2018-04-06 01:06:17 UTC  

in my eyes at least

2018-04-06 01:06:23 UTC  

dong are you the nerdcore rapper

2018-04-06 01:06:29 UTC  

your name is familiar

2018-04-06 01:06:35 UTC  

Im buying a baseball bat next week

2018-04-06 01:06:44 UTC  

thats a common one

2018-04-06 01:06:44 UTC  

like, if someone breaks into your home and you subdue him with a baseball bat you can keep pounding his skull until it's a pile of mush

2018-04-06 01:06:47 UTC  

no, he weilded rock, you weilded scissosrs, rock beats scissors thats the rule

2018-04-06 01:06:56 UTC  

I'm just Dong

2018-04-06 01:07:05 UTC  

I was in the other MDE discord before it got shut down

2018-04-06 01:07:12 UTC  

ive known guys who have gotten arrested because they kept baseball bats in the back of their cars but no mitts or balls

2018-04-06 01:07:20 UTC  

Wtf

2018-04-06 01:07:28 UTC  

LOL

2018-04-06 01:07:29 UTC  

Thats some dumbass shit

2018-04-06 01:07:33 UTC  

who the fuck need a mitt

2018-04-06 01:07:38 UTC  

ball sure

2018-04-06 01:07:43 UTC  

but they get lost all the fucking time

2018-04-06 01:07:52 UTC  

get the ball bud

2018-04-06 01:07:56 UTC  

basically if you're gonna arm your car with a baseball bat keep some balls and a mask with you or something

2018-04-06 01:08:01 UTC  

who was the arresting officer? Sgt. Kooky Clown

2018-04-06 01:08:08 UTC  

Its for our shop

2018-04-06 01:08:20 UTC  

maybe you had a baseball bat as a sex toy

2018-04-06 01:08:21 UTC  

Might needa whack someone

2018-04-06 01:08:24 UTC  

keep some other equipment with it then

2018-04-06 01:08:35 UTC  

keep lube in the car

2018-04-06 01:08:40 UTC  

lmao

2018-04-06 01:08:42 UTC  

Sgt. Earning a Paycheak for Stupid Shit