I'm just Dong

I was in the other MDE discord before it got shut down

ive known guys who have gotten arrested because they kept baseball bats in the back of their cars but no mitts or balls

Wtf

LOL

Thats some dumbass shit

who the fuck need a mitt

ball sure

but they get lost all the fucking time

get the ball bud

basically if you're gonna arm your car with a baseball bat keep some balls and a mask with you or something

who was the arresting officer? Sgt. Kooky Clown

Its for our shop

maybe you had a baseball bat as a sex toy

Might needa whack someone

keep some other equipment with it then

keep lube in the car

lmao

Sgt. Earning a Paycheak for Stupid Shit

Sgt. Dual Wield

Sgt. 100 hours of overtime

man fuck knife weilding

I might nibble on the ol' gabagool if you know what i mean

if a guy breaks into my house full stop

Sgt. I have a wife at home, i swear

stabbing him is reasonable force

^^

I might need to put somebody to sleep with the fishes

If u know what i mean

ayy bada bing bada boom

as long as you call an ambulance for the guy they cant say you used malicious intent

I might needa put a horse head in somebody toucha my spaghett

and the 78 year old guy did call an ambulance

actually using self defence and not trancending existance like some kind of rape victim? grow up its 2016

im starting to understand why young kids carry knives in the UK

>not dissocociating while jamal has his way with you

>defence of anything in 2018

pffft

>going to the cops when a migrant rapes you

>being racist

I sure hope you goys don't do this