Hey, outlanders.
My name is Uvaryn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are encumbered, diseased, moon sugar addicts who spend every second of their day
reading stupid ass Crassius's book (Hlaluu fetcher). You are everything bad on the nirn. Honestly, have any of you ever taken pilgrimage? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own house's insecurities (LOL Redoran), but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming to be Nerevarine.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the shalk hunting team, and soon-to-be Askan.
What do you do, other than “robbing ruins and adventuring”(I know you guys are practically hobo but ….) ? I also get straight A’s at Mournhold university, and have a banging hot wise woman (She just cursed me; Wealth beyond measure). You are all N'wahs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my daedra
