Message from @Authentic Human Programming

Discord ID: 440968530439962644


2018-05-01 14:54:53 UTC  

I think we have the same sheets

2018-05-01 15:01:08 UTC  

plaid sheets are patrician

2018-05-01 15:12:43 UTC  

Crispy why’d you lose your rank?

2018-05-01 15:24:39 UTC  

Drug demote?

2018-05-01 15:32:21 UTC  

cuz he's a wily lil cunt

2018-05-01 16:02:40 UTC  

Fortnite is the official Alt Right endorsed video game

2018-05-01 16:09:24 UTC  

dude from World Peace has a fundraiser for a special kind of wheelchair for his dancing career, goddamn

2018-05-01 16:13:19 UTC  

Gangweed nigga

2018-05-01 18:22:14 UTC  

Nazi @CSPAN kicked me for expressing my political views

2018-05-01 18:22:39 UTC  
2018-05-01 19:02:46 UTC  

Gamers rise up

2018-05-01 19:03:38 UTC  

Gæmers

2018-05-01 19:32:11 UTC  

gay-murrs

2018-05-01 19:49:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/440962869706620928/gamerjoker2.jpg

2018-05-01 20:02:40 UTC  

we live in a society 😢

2018-05-01 20:03:27 UTC  

wait how the fuck do you get friendzoned multiple times lol

2018-05-01 20:06:36 UTC  

don't worry about it

2018-05-01 20:10:25 UTC  

It's when you are trying to get with a flaky broad or a lonely hoe.

2018-05-01 20:11:30 UTC  

One minute you're a couple a batteries next moment you're a friend.

2018-05-01 20:25:14 UTC  

What's it called when ur hot teacher rejects your numerous advances?

2018-05-01 20:25:26 UTC  

Student zoned?

2018-05-01 20:26:25 UTC  

can't be frienzoned if you never show any interest
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2018-05-01 20:30:14 UTC  

Sorry Jimmy. You're 15 and I'm 27 and I'm your teacher. I'm gonna have to put you in the student zone.

2018-05-01 20:30:30 UTC  

friendzone? not me not never. i show her my dick within 48hrs

2018-05-01 20:30:48 UTC  

yea

2018-05-01 20:31:05 UTC  

sexual assault zone>>>friendzone

2018-05-01 20:31:52 UTC  

Introduce yourself with your dick out. Say excuse me when she tells you she saw it.

2018-05-01 20:32:06 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-01 20:32:24 UTC  

I can imagine the exact way to say 'excuse me'

2018-05-01 20:32:37 UTC  

Lol.

2018-05-01 20:39:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/440975695259107338/15252071912101658945401.jpg

2018-05-01 20:40:09 UTC  

It's like this

2018-05-01 21:00:18 UTC  

it shouldnt be illegal to show dick

2018-05-01 21:01:08 UTC  

Maybe it should depend on how you show it?

2018-05-01 21:01:56 UTC  

You can't be friendzoned by god

2018-05-01 21:08:55 UTC  

if u show it flaccidly

2018-05-01 21:12:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/440983888928440320/iamagamer.jpg

2018-05-01 21:18:01 UTC  

god is literally a friend zone