he talks to all sorts of people from all over the world on that thing

I need some tight gabagool pussy

Need to fuck a chick called Maria who has been reared on pasta

my italian business partner lives basically that exact life

he's a good guy tho and his son is really well put-together

Is he called Tony?

his sons name is Antonio

Lol

Does he have a cute Italian daughter?

he's got a daughter in college i've never met her

>college
Gross

powerful feline image

i wish i lived in a nice little country where i could trust my cat to be outside

No niggers here

Got a couple of Chinese though so I'm starting to worry about him

He's asleep under the fig tree right now

Delicious

Your wife

Committed but not engaged

Ah

Fair enough

Committed enough to raw dog her but not committed enough to not pull out

Why do I wake up every morning feeling like someone punched me repeatedly in my sleep

Because I've been sneaking into your house and punching you in the face

Sorry, dude

I can forgive a nigga tryna buss

are you drinking enough water daily @hue

you might be dehydrating overnight

It’s a possibility

I don’t know what my water intake is anymore

It’s random

I wake up with headaches so I know I'm not drinking enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8

wow that's a lot

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u got prostate cancer dude

I go to sleep needing a piss and I wake up not needing one

Pisslord