"You're already dead, fucker!"

this warm weather making me feel *goooood*

you look like a greasy wop

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thanks

i can blend in with all the paisanos up here

Fuck sweaty Latina pussy

mmmm

marry into an italian family and run my own construction company

Gabagool pussy

Marry a woman who gets frumpy after 10 years

Have 5 kids

Run a construction business

Eat pasta for every fucking meal

have a son that's really good at computers

that kid goes so fast wow

jeez, look at him clickin and typin. he's hackin in the fbi or somethin over there haha

my kid downloaded a file from the online and fixed my windows

he's a genius

he talks to all sorts of people from all over the world on that thing

I need some tight gabagool pussy

Need to fuck a chick called Maria who has been reared on pasta

my italian business partner lives basically that exact life

he's a good guy tho and his son is really well put-together

Is he called Tony?

his sons name is Antonio

Lol

Does he have a cute Italian daughter?

he's got a daughter in college i've never met her

>college
Gross

powerful feline image

i wish i lived in a nice little country where i could trust my cat to be outside

No niggers here

Got a couple of Chinese though so I'm starting to worry about him

He's asleep under the fig tree right now

Delicious

Your wife

Committed but not engaged