Your wife

Committed but not engaged

Ah

Fair enough

Committed enough to raw dog her but not committed enough to not pull out

Why do I wake up every morning feeling like someone punched me repeatedly in my sleep

Because I've been sneaking into your house and punching you in the face

Sorry, dude

I can forgive a nigga tryna buss

are you drinking enough water daily @hue

you might be dehydrating overnight

It’s a possibility

I don’t know what my water intake is anymore

It’s random

I wake up with headaches so I know I'm not drinking enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8

wow that's a lot

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u got prostate cancer dude

I go to sleep needing a piss and I wake up not needing one

Pisslord

10 minutes later I'm pissing for a solid 2 minutes

Nice

Walnut bladder tier, forest

i wake up looking shredded as fuck cuz i sweat all night when i'm sleeping

I got a turnip bladder 😎

I got like a gallon jug bladder

Pumpkin bladder, you mean

I can piss indefinitely in the AM

dude as soon as i start drinking coffee and water in the morning i end up needing to piss like 5 times in 2 hours

I put my hand just above my dick and I can feel my bladder deflating when I piss

pee is stored in the hypothalamus

Pee is stored in the eyes

I think pee is a whole body experience

is pissing and shitting the most basic form of astral projection????

I hope so

Shit and piss every hour on the hour

Tfw no astronaut toilet

Yeah but futuristically

ready for lift-off

Isn't that how people die on airplanes