powerful feline image

i wish i lived in a nice little country where i could trust my cat to be outside

No niggers here

Got a couple of Chinese though so I'm starting to worry about him

He's asleep under the fig tree right now

Delicious

Your wife

Committed but not engaged

Ah

Fair enough

Committed enough to raw dog her but not committed enough to not pull out

Why do I wake up every morning feeling like someone punched me repeatedly in my sleep

Because I've been sneaking into your house and punching you in the face

Sorry, dude

I can forgive a nigga tryna buss

are you drinking enough water daily @hue

you might be dehydrating overnight

It’s a possibility

I don’t know what my water intake is anymore

It’s random

I wake up with headaches so I know I'm not drinking enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8

wow that's a lot

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u got prostate cancer dude

I go to sleep needing a piss and I wake up not needing one

Pisslord

10 minutes later I'm pissing for a solid 2 minutes

Nice

Walnut bladder tier, forest

i wake up looking shredded as fuck cuz i sweat all night when i'm sleeping

I got a turnip bladder 😎

I got like a gallon jug bladder

Pumpkin bladder, you mean

I can piss indefinitely in the AM

dude as soon as i start drinking coffee and water in the morning i end up needing to piss like 5 times in 2 hours

I put my hand just above my dick and I can feel my bladder deflating when I piss

pee is stored in the hypothalamus

Pee is stored in the eyes