Good morning everyone

I hope you do something productive today. Finish up that essay, read some more of that book, go for a run.

Oh and how could I forget?

Get that paper 😎 💸 💰 👌

Guess what

Fuck you

I'm not even gonna leave my room to piss or eat

Cmonnn

You're a productive man as well?

I can do all of the things I listed without leaving my room

TREADMILL, DAY TRADING, PISS BOTTLES, MINIFRIDGE

yoe, does ya'll think boomers jerk off?

No

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Going home 3 1/2 hours early because the extraction fan is fucked

@Deleted User who do you think are propping up paid porn sites?

whoops meant to tag @Berdop

i read somewhere that paid porn sites don't make half as much money as ad-based sites

Pretty sure the majority of pay to view porn ends up on ad based sites anyway

man i like cats you know but living with a bunch of fucking animals in the house is fucking too much

these little shits are always under foot

My cat is a pussy

i have 3 cats and a dog

the dog literally follows me around all day if i'm in the house

Why, nigger?

and the cats are always getting into shit

cuz i live with 2 women

Ever fucked both at once? <:surprise:418671144531394570>

nah but good things come to those who wait

Fucked the one that isn't your girlfriend? <:getfucked:447411574886367232>

kinda like ni-

👀

Used to watch some twitch streamer back when I was a massive loser and she had a Pitbull. Genuine fear thinking back

And they defend it by blaming the owner

Probably test their owner by tugging on their leesh and shit

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i watched whiplash yesterday

Aye?

i now understand the "movies women will never understand" meme on /tv/

Oh yeah definitely. Absolute level of determination on those characters