You can delete my message but you can’t delete the truth in your heart

That arcade jojo game is good

tfw will never be able to taste lightnings buttcrack sweat after a grueling boss fight

why even live

jesus lord in heaven

Feelsbad

Good morning everyone

I hope you do something productive today. Finish up that essay, read some more of that book, go for a run.

Oh and how could I forget?

Get that paper 😎 💸 💰 👌

Guess what

Fuck you

I'm not even gonna leave my room to piss or eat

Cmonnn

You're a productive man as well?

I can do all of the things I listed without leaving my room

TREADMILL, DAY TRADING, PISS BOTTLES, MINIFRIDGE

yoe, does ya'll think boomers jerk off?

No

<:jbp:425131832389009408>

Going home 3 1/2 hours early because the extraction fan is fucked

@Deleted User who do you think are propping up paid porn sites?

whoops meant to tag @Berdop

i read somewhere that paid porn sites don't make half as much money as ad-based sites

Pretty sure the majority of pay to view porn ends up on ad based sites anyway

man i like cats you know but living with a bunch of fucking animals in the house is fucking too much

these little shits are always under foot

My cat is a pussy

i have 3 cats and a dog

the dog literally follows me around all day if i'm in the house

Why, nigger?

and the cats are always getting into shit

cuz i live with 2 women

Ever fucked both at once? <:surprise:418671144531394570>

nah but good things come to those who wait

Fucked the one that isn't your girlfriend? <:getfucked:447411574886367232>

kinda like ni-

👀

Used to watch some twitch streamer back when I was a massive loser and she had a Pitbull. Genuine fear thinking back