i read somewhere that paid porn sites don't make half as much money as ad-based sites

Pretty sure the majority of pay to view porn ends up on ad based sites anyway

man i like cats you know but living with a bunch of fucking animals in the house is fucking too much

these little shits are always under foot

My cat is a pussy

i have 3 cats and a dog

the dog literally follows me around all day if i'm in the house

Why, nigger?

and the cats are always getting into shit

cuz i live with 2 women

Ever fucked both at once? <:surprise:418671144531394570>

nah but good things come to those who wait

Fucked the one that isn't your girlfriend? <:getfucked:447411574886367232>

kinda like ni-

👀

Used to watch some twitch streamer back when I was a massive loser and she had a Pitbull. Genuine fear thinking back

And they defend it by blaming the owner

Probably test their owner by tugging on their leesh and shit

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i watched whiplash yesterday

Aye?

i now understand the "movies women will never understand" meme on /tv/

Oh yeah definitely. Absolute level of determination on those characters

Westerns and war films are the two primary genres women will never understand

"why would andrew go to the concert with fletcher?"

"Why would fletcher suddenly help andrew after trying to destroy him?"

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

Fletcher literally explains that second point earlier in the film too

The one thing I always fear is watching a film with a woman

tbh it is the owner's fault almost all of the time

millennials, fuck it, people in general are terrible with pets

they spoil their animals

and don't realize that they need discipline

spare the rod and spoil the pup

exactly

if you want your pitbull to be docile

you better be a stern motherfucker

that's why vatos keep them

vatos will carve their own dog up

pitbulls know not to pull shit around vatos