Message from @Dedenga

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2018-06-07 17:58:05 UTC  

and the cats are always getting into shit

2018-06-07 17:58:12 UTC  

cuz i live with 2 women

2018-06-07 17:58:35 UTC  

Ever fucked both at once? <:surprise:418671144531394570>

2018-06-07 17:58:59 UTC  

nah but good things come to those who wait

2018-06-07 18:01:52 UTC  

Fucked the one that isn't your girlfriend? <:getfucked:447411574886367232>

2018-06-07 18:03:31 UTC  

kinda like ni-

2018-06-07 18:03:35 UTC  

šŸ‘€

2018-06-07 18:04:00 UTC  

Used to watch some twitch streamer back when I was a massive loser and she had a Pitbull. Genuine fear thinking back

2018-06-07 18:09:08 UTC  

And they defend it by blaming the owner

2018-06-07 18:09:37 UTC  

Probably test their owner by tugging on their leesh and shit

2018-06-07 18:10:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/454346410205118484/BfZ6roy.png

2018-06-07 18:10:34 UTC  

<:woahdude:447413477586501652>

2018-06-07 18:12:51 UTC  

i watched whiplash yesterday

2018-06-07 18:12:58 UTC  

Aye?

2018-06-07 18:13:05 UTC  

i now understand the "movies women will never understand" meme on /tv/

2018-06-07 18:13:37 UTC  

Oh yeah definitely. Absolute level of determination on those characters

2018-06-07 18:13:58 UTC  

Westerns and war films are the two primary genres women will never understand

2018-06-07 18:14:01 UTC  

"why would andrew go to the concert with fletcher?"

2018-06-07 18:14:14 UTC  

"Why would fletcher suddenly help andrew after trying to destroy him?"

2018-06-07 18:14:20 UTC  

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

2018-06-07 18:14:41 UTC  

Fletcher literally explains that second point earlier in the film too

2018-06-07 18:16:41 UTC  

The one thing I always fear is watching a film with a woman

2018-06-07 18:23:29 UTC  

tbh it is the owner's fault almost all of the time

2018-06-07 18:23:38 UTC  

millennials, fuck it, people in general are terrible with pets

2018-06-07 18:23:42 UTC  

they spoil their animals

2018-06-07 18:23:47 UTC  

and don't realize that they need discipline

2018-06-07 18:23:53 UTC  

spare the rod and spoil the pup

2018-06-07 18:24:10 UTC  

exactly

2018-06-07 18:24:15 UTC  

if you want your pitbull to be docile

2018-06-07 18:24:20 UTC  

you better be a stern motherfucker

2018-06-07 18:24:27 UTC  

that's why vatos keep them

2018-06-07 18:24:34 UTC  

vatos will carve their own dog up

2018-06-07 18:24:46 UTC  

pitbulls know not to pull shit around vatos

2018-06-07 18:25:25 UTC  

the smallest, wimpiest dogs will become little hell hounds if they aren't disciplined

2018-06-07 18:26:19 UTC  

Pitbulls are reserved for butch lesbians

2018-06-07 18:27:34 UTC  

I think 99% of women that own pitbulls are white brunettes

2018-06-07 18:27:52 UTC  

or mexican

2018-06-07 18:28:33 UTC  

All men who own pits are niggers, wiggers, and spics

2018-06-07 18:39:13 UTC  

@Deleted User has a pit because he's a nigger, a wigger, and a spic all wrapped up in one

2018-06-07 18:43:09 UTC  

I do not have a pit

2018-06-07 18:43:18 UTC  

I’m also not any of those things