my balls

are the size of bowling balls

fully natural

vegan lifestyle does crazy shit to my muscles :)

Bet you can still wipe your ass lanklet

Vegan lifestyle doesn't require me to wipe my ass

all the fibers

just plop out, clean and no wipe required

hue is jacked dm me for details

i'm so fucking vascular lmao

like wtf

Dammit my secret abs

I've already got abs

since I have a very low body fat percentage 😂

my body doesn't like fat

since I'm well fed and it knows it won't need to use it

2 steaks a day

3 hour gym sesh

rice and chicken

along side protein shakes

gallon of milk?

bro

why so much protein

I don't drink milk

Alright getting gay again

my body requires protein

I jizz in my smoothies

fully natural recycled goodies

protein powder is dumb

why is it dumb ?

Is it because you can't handle it ?

in that you can acquire protein in more organic forms and your body can work it off more naturally

nah

yah

you can get straight up protein without filling your god damn belly up with food

people would rather take 2 scoops than have to sit there and eat like crazy

but your body isn't meant to work like that

???

you're meant to eat real food

...

Just because you're a neat