you'd get some mad pussy

Anything involving Melbourne, I’m sorry to inform you, is a way to cope with getting aids

sorry brah but you're just a insecure twig

'W-Will the g-girls... no... they wont like me :c'

I could be more jacked than you could possibly imagine

You’ll never know

My biceps are the size of watermelons

my triceps are the size of normal melons

I can’t even answer the phone

2swol

do you think I can ?

I can't reach into my pockets brah

Damn

Steroid users have tiny balls

my balls

are the size of bowling balls

fully natural

vegan lifestyle does crazy shit to my muscles :)

Bet you can still wipe your ass lanklet

Vegan lifestyle doesn't require me to wipe my ass

all the fibers

just plop out, clean and no wipe required

hue is jacked dm me for details

i'm so fucking vascular lmao

like wtf

Dammit my secret abs

I've already got abs

since I have a very low body fat percentage 😂

my body doesn't like fat

since I'm well fed and it knows it won't need to use it

2 steaks a day

3 hour gym sesh

rice and chicken

along side protein shakes

gallon of milk?

bro

why so much protein

I don't drink milk

Alright getting gay again

my body requires protein

I jizz in my smoothies