Put grizzly dip in your foreskin

pack dip in your foreskin???

Yee yee

yeeyee

youll be able to mine bitcoins in the past from before fall 2017 which means everyone will be a millionaire

does that mean i can mine bitcoins from 2016 when they were worth 14K

>not locking your bitcoins in a hardware wallet at ATH

everyone will be able to buy their own svalbard with their timecoin money

2070 paradigm shift - the federal reserve will throw out all its worthless gold bars and replace them with server racks

filled with dogecoin

2170: the Federal Reserve trades all physical assets in its possession for WoW Tokens

the clerks will begin using old 1tb HDDs as paper weights and door stops

vbucks to become strongest currency, the new monetary lingua franca is the petrovbuck

2175: the chinese government backs WoW tokens with hard-boiled eggs pickled in the urine of young boys

this ultimately causes china to become a world superpower

with their urine backed currency

HERRO MY NAME JOHN FROM AMAZON PRIME I HERE WITH YOU ORDER OF SCHOORBOY PISS EGGU?

monthly curated loot box of chinese classic foods: fetus soup, live bird hatchlings, schoolboy piss eggs, sewer oil

2180: gamer girl pee becomes more expensive than the last, deepest pockets of brent crude/barrel

the worlds first urine-backed game-locked cryptocurrency causes all other MMO developers to attempt their own versions using various substances such as bird urines, horse juices, and motor oil

flying cars powered off gamer girl pee being piloted by muslims crashing into hovering christkindlmarkets

this is the future we chose

"this is just part and parcel of living in a flying metropolis" says british PM mumbar al-butfucki]

american president caught hacking in fortnite, all vbucks confiscated, special elections to be held tomorrow to decide what to replace tilted towers with

2182: The Monarchy in the United Kingdom of just England abolishes parliament. Shaffar Al-Windor becomes sole sovereign and ruler

extradited to chinese prison camp because i said allahu ackbar over the mic when I crahsed a fortnite plane into tilted towers

Turkey booted from NATO after Turkish president claims "mid or feed"

summarily released and given congressional medal of honorn

turkish president John Smith

Swedish PM James Fortnite declares war on subscription-based MMOs

almost all turks are clones made from the gene seed of anzu

Japan's Prime Minister caught in controversy after it turns out he has at least 4 gf's in runescape

2170: a clone of anzu cosplaying as a female version of mahatma ghandi from a new anime that just came out declares turkey "whitest country on earth"

Japanese cyber security czar caught running cape-trimming scheme, summarily executed and WoW tokens distributed to the victims

2250: all jobs automated, you go and spend 16 hours in a dark warehouse playing gunbound 5 days a week to keep you pacified, mandated by federal govt of greater israel

Japan's interior minister/head mod on Runescape: We must ensure this never happens again

2255: Minimum age to K-step increased to 18

age of consent is now 9 and the latest you can get an abortion is at 24 months

age of consent lowered to 9, age of consent for pvp raised to 25

did we just write the script for the next paradigm shift

@Deleted User FCK you !!