using processed foreskins as thermal compund

simulated silicone rubber foreskins branded as "shaft" by its popular material design oriented startup company will hit the market in 2019 coming in a variety of colors

to cool these magnetic processors

arctic silver foreskin paste

rated up to 400c

thermal compound on pee pee make spem rate go UP

jewish foreskin based compound corrosive and cannot be used on CPUs with aluminium lids

clown world is 100$ being able to buy me a decades worth of DMT but not get a root canal

mmmmmmmmmmm charge up my aching little nickle-metal hydrate chode

quantum computers

i will mine all the bitcoins

simultaneously and instantly

crash the market

Put grizzly dip in your foreskin

pack dip in your foreskin???

Yee yee

yeeyee

youll be able to mine bitcoins in the past from before fall 2017 which means everyone will be a millionaire

does that mean i can mine bitcoins from 2016 when they were worth 14K

>not locking your bitcoins in a hardware wallet at ATH

everyone will be able to buy their own svalbard with their timecoin money

2070 paradigm shift - the federal reserve will throw out all its worthless gold bars and replace them with server racks

filled with dogecoin

2170: the Federal Reserve trades all physical assets in its possession for WoW Tokens

the clerks will begin using old 1tb HDDs as paper weights and door stops

vbucks to become strongest currency, the new monetary lingua franca is the petrovbuck

2175: the chinese government backs WoW tokens with hard-boiled eggs pickled in the urine of young boys

this ultimately causes china to become a world superpower

with their urine backed currency

HERRO MY NAME JOHN FROM AMAZON PRIME I HERE WITH YOU ORDER OF SCHOORBOY PISS EGGU?

monthly curated loot box of chinese classic foods: fetus soup, live bird hatchlings, schoolboy piss eggs, sewer oil

2180: gamer girl pee becomes more expensive than the last, deepest pockets of brent crude/barrel

the worlds first urine-backed game-locked cryptocurrency causes all other MMO developers to attempt their own versions using various substances such as bird urines, horse juices, and motor oil

flying cars powered off gamer girl pee being piloted by muslims crashing into hovering christkindlmarkets

this is the future we chose

"this is just part and parcel of living in a flying metropolis" says british PM mumbar al-butfucki]

american president caught hacking in fortnite, all vbucks confiscated, special elections to be held tomorrow to decide what to replace tilted towers with

2182: The Monarchy in the United Kingdom of just England abolishes parliament. Shaffar Al-Windor becomes sole sovereign and ruler

extradited to chinese prison camp because i said allahu ackbar over the mic when I crahsed a fortnite plane into tilted towers

Turkey booted from NATO after Turkish president claims "mid or feed"

summarily released and given congressional medal of honorn