once upon a time, khaki ate a green salad

keep it up chips

Once upon a time I fell asleep and my phone hit the bridge of my nose

the next disney princess film is a fantasy such as this

meet me in the pit and ill slam you through a table

we're going back to 2d animation, boys

gas the jews, bring back animation

wow

badass

tables are the bottom of my food pyramid

it's going to have to be a lot of tables

im upset

im going to die a failure

guess ill film it

time to start swinging

barf

DOH!

I'm scared

Of?

same

Only fags are scared of life

😳

@pd

i got my new purple pillow and i had the worst sleep i've had in forever and had the weirdest dreams

not the pillows fault tho

i was way too

unenergetic

when i went to sleep

Oh yeah

jeux sans frontières

les juifs san frontieres pute

sucer ma bite

singe salope

He was a coward by nature. An unparalleled master of sword law, who only knew how to kill and maim. An exceptionally poor swordsman.]