that was DOPE

that's my wife you just tripped big guy

took me a while

ur heart is covered in grease

been chatting with dong seeing which jokes work right now

doin some ab testing

my heart is covered in grease

which is why im stone cold

thats not a bad thing

just another layer of protection

once upon a time, khaki ate a green salad

keep it up chips

Once upon a time I fell asleep and my phone hit the bridge of my nose

the next disney princess film is a fantasy such as this

meet me in the pit and ill slam you through a table

we're going back to 2d animation, boys

gas the jews, bring back animation

wow

badass

tables are the bottom of my food pyramid

it's going to have to be a lot of tables

im upset

im going to die a failure

guess ill film it

time to start swinging

barf

DOH!

I'm scared

Of?

same

Only fags are scared of life

😳

@pd

i got my new purple pillow and i had the worst sleep i've had in forever and had the weirdest dreams

not the pillows fault tho

i was way too

unenergetic

when i went to sleep