chips im gonna smack you so hard your teeth are gonna come together!
keep it up!
my feet are an optical illusion
I MEAN IT!
bahahahahahahahah
no more WEIGHT JOKES!
ok
that was DOPE
that's my wife you just tripped big guy
took me a while
ur heart is covered in grease
been chatting with dong seeing which jokes work right now
doin some ab testing
my heart is covered in grease
which is why im stone cold
thats not a bad thing
just another layer of protection
once upon a time, khaki ate a green salad
keep it up chips
Once upon a time I fell asleep and my phone hit the bridge of my nose
the next disney princess film is a fantasy such as this
meet me in the pit and ill slam you through a table
we're going back to 2d animation, boys
gas the jews, bring back animation
wow
badass
tables are the bottom of my food pyramid
it's going to have to be a lot of tables
im upset
im going to die a failure
guess ill film it
time to start swinging
barf
DOH!
I'm scared
Of?
same
Only fags are scared of life
😳
