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Discord ID: 570552153853263872
Imagine working out for 12 hours a day for 12 months only to get blasted by a dude you didn’t know had a 9mm
@Authentic Human Programming I got banned from charls server for calling someone a fag
“Please don’t use that word”
“What word”
“Okay bye”
Banned XD
Oh wait no he just kicked me
Still gay
whats charls server
@dippy dont say fag
@Authentic Human Programming okay fag
@Authentic Human Programming just lemme back into the server
rbo
bro
thats homophobic
how could you?
MAGA
👌
In 1998, I accidentally backed into a woman and her child while leaving the grocery store. I bumped that kid pretty hard and saw her go airborne and just fucking splat on the asphalt like an old watermelon. Before the mom can get up and figure out what a mess her daughter had become, I peeled out of that parking lot.
A few hours later, I was feeling pretty guilty, so, driving a different car, I drove back to the grocery store to see how things turned out. Well, that little girl was still a mess. I thought just her head splattered, but it was the whole body. She was just a pile of pink, gooey chunks sizzling in the August sun. Her mom, who seemed to not take too much damage, was waiting for the splat team to come clean her up. They say that you're not supposed to scoop up the splats of a person yourself because you're likely to cause more damage, but man that would be hard to resist if that was my daughter.
I couldn't work up the courage to actually tell the mom that I was was the guy who splatted her daughter. I think about it every day. I wonder if the doctors were even able to recoagulate in time to save her motor functions. Shit, I don't know and maybe it's better that I don't.
My friends older brother had that game
Hes been in jail for years now
i bet
seems like the taget audience
Do you remember the PS2 jackass game?
It was epic
Especially the cart launching mini game
what's that
Based devs joking about low epic store sales
sargon was in bristol yesterday
my mate saw him
a kid had a kekistan flag
a pig in bristol?
yes