Message from @diddy
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MAGA
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In 1998, I accidentally backed into a woman and her child while leaving the grocery store. I bumped that kid pretty hard and saw her go airborne and just fucking splat on the asphalt like an old watermelon. Before the mom can get up and figure out what a mess her daughter had become, I peeled out of that parking lot.
A few hours later, I was feeling pretty guilty, so, driving a different car, I drove back to the grocery store to see how things turned out. Well, that little girl was still a mess. I thought just her head splattered, but it was the whole body. She was just a pile of pink, gooey chunks sizzling in the August sun. Her mom, who seemed to not take too much damage, was waiting for the splat team to come clean her up. They say that you're not supposed to scoop up the splats of a person yourself because you're likely to cause more damage, but man that would be hard to resist if that was my daughter.
I couldn't work up the courage to actually tell the mom that I was was the guy who splatted her daughter. I think about it every day. I wonder if the doctors were even able to recoagulate in time to save her motor functions. Shit, I don't know and maybe it's better that I don't.
My friends older brother had that game
Hes been in jail for years now
i bet
seems like the taget audience
Do you remember the PS2 jackass game?
It was epic
Especially the cart launching mini game
what's that
Based devs joking about low epic store sales
my mate saw him
a kid had a kekistan flag
a pig in bristol?
yes
guess we have to talk about clowns
I'm surprised you're posting funhaus memes @This is Linus
he doesnt even know what funhaus is
@Dedenga yup
WENDYS BURGER. OORAH.
the difference between japanese people and chinese people is that while the japs produce anime the chinks produce dog torture vids
very tired