I hardly see male doctors anymore

a shame

All the female dentists and doctors I’ve been to are so fucking bitchy

isn’t there a disproportionately high number of a certain semitic religion in doctors?

hmmmmmmmmm

hmm

Yes and Asians

That can barely speak English

surely its just the 5 extra iq points on average

that explains everything

It’s cause medical degrees are a fucking money dump

These people have zero practical skills but they understand the biology of bacteria

So let them give you 80 cc’s of painkillaz

lol the fuck is up with that painkiller shit american doctors are on about

giving out super strong painkillers to just anyone

even people who dont ask

Doctors used to be based cause it was just a trade you would do in an apprenticeship and then the university system happened in our post-industrial wasteland

I wish my doctor would recommend me the healthiest brand of smokes

9 out of 10 doctors say to smoke camels don’t you know

hed probably recommend a vape pen

"hey my knee was hurting pretty bad yesterday what can i do about thi--"
"900mg of heroin sir"

hey i stubbed my toe last night

alright ill get you on 1000mg of fentanyl for 2 weeks

see how you go then \:)

I’ve never been on painkillers ever

Thank god

same

same

Everyone in my family who’s been on them got addicted

im straight edge no drugs for me !!

There’s nothing wrong with non-addictive non-narcotic drugs

But if you’re addicted to an opiate

you’re fucked mate

I think it’s crazy they used to prescribe straight opium up into the 30’s

and then they developed morphine

Which is pretty much the same thing

morphines pretty crazy too tbh

Like I think Queen Victoria was addicted to this opium drink and it made her go crazy

nice

They would just hand it out like candy

You could buy it in the pharmacy without a prescription