fr lmao

all the receptionists obese as

Yes

woah bro i sympathize with this generic tumblr calarts drawing

yeah im just really passionate about health haha \;)

And then they’ll get on your ass for smoking a couple cigarettes a day

It’s like bitch

You are obese

Stop

“I love food haha”

You are fucking FAT

at least doctors are usually pretty based

It depends

then again theyre usually men

I hardly see male doctors anymore

a shame

All the female dentists and doctors I’ve been to are so fucking bitchy

isn’t there a disproportionately high number of a certain semitic religion in doctors?

hmmmmmmmmm

hmm

Yes and Asians

That can barely speak English

surely its just the 5 extra iq points on average

that explains everything

It’s cause medical degrees are a fucking money dump

These people have zero practical skills but they understand the biology of bacteria

So let them give you 80 cc’s of painkillaz

lol the fuck is up with that painkiller shit american doctors are on about

giving out super strong painkillers to just anyone

even people who dont ask

Doctors used to be based cause it was just a trade you would do in an apprenticeship and then the university system happened in our post-industrial wasteland

I wish my doctor would recommend me the healthiest brand of smokes

9 out of 10 doctors say to smoke camels don’t you know

hed probably recommend a vape pen

"hey my knee was hurting pretty bad yesterday what can i do about thi--"
"900mg of heroin sir"

hey i stubbed my toe last night

alright ill get you on 1000mg of fentanyl for 2 weeks

see how you go then \:)

I’ve never been on painkillers ever

Thank god

same