my memories.... boob..... butt....I don't remember.......

Can't Come Into Work Today I'm Going To Do Something I Am Going To Regret And Your Not Gonna Like It

I've seen things you coomers wouldn't believe. Art hoes covered in cum off the streets of Barnard. I watched whores glitter in the dark near the Golden Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to cum.

wish i knew where to meet art hoes irl

The best way to call off work is by writing your boss a haiku

Today I feel like that guy from office space movie adolph hitler

neat

Local college lmao

How it goes gob

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAUOnI_zi0>

conrad pull up mr brightside on repeat for etenity

steal your seed

practice semen retention boys

steal your sneed

do not be their protein source

i dont avoid women

but i do deny them my seed

my essence

voluntarily i hope

i have a gf she just hasnt earned my premium seed yet

premium feed + seed

https://tenor.com/view/pumping-iron-arnold-schwarzenegger-workout-fitness-gym-gif-15067525

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DI6x3SwORU

what about your feed

had a dream last night the russian govt arrested me for visiting a place full of terrorists

then it turned out i was the terrorist and together we summoned a giant imhotep from the mummy movie to perform blood magic

looks like you were arrested for a reason

sounds like

didn't stop me

you know you deserved it

i just acted like i didn't know what they were talking about and they let me off the leash long enough to perform the ritual

did you feel guilt and shame or were you thinking you dindu nuffin

sounds like mkultra

sounds like you were waiting for that split second to bolt into this ritual?

idk

the dream ended when i tried to run up one of those loopy roadways like from sonic adventure and i woke up

very interesting cspan. i like trying to interpret this kind of stuff i'm kind of a space cadet like that

i have frequent dreams that's i've killed one or many people and i'm filled with panic and guilt