E.T. ass nigga

boutta phone home with dem digits

E.T. phone dick

Sup losers

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2020/01/02/marvel-superhero-amulet-arab-american-dearborn/2796337001/

Look one time, I went to my friends house and I pooped on his toilet, like right ontop of the lid. And he got really mad and I didnt understand I said I went in the bathroom on the toilet, what's the big deal. It's because he wanted my poop to be in the water under the lid. I didnt know this...

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2020/01/02/jewish-west-bloomfield-stabbing/2794511001/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6agcbTBcJN/

such an incredible waste

jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEBgjQIekE

https://twitter.com/_AARHOLODIAN_/status/1212925773306314753

We are almost definitely going to war with Iran now

Boy I sure do love being a healthy male between the ages of 18 and 25

*oh god oh fuck*

@Punished Arditi i don't see that happening

https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1212937834522447872

i dont think they'd be retarded enough to try something

seeing as how we destroyed the entirety of Iraq's conventional military in what a week back in the 2003 invasion

iran's military is much more advanced, it's not iraq

i think the biggest impact of the trump administration is that he's kept us out of getting into any more wars

https://twitter.com/BBassem7/status/1212942676745572352

i think the biggest impact of the trump administration is the politicization of every single thing or idea in existence

yup

you can't dislike a movie and it not be interpreted as a political opinion

because media crap has become political identities

like if you hate Disney Star Wars it's an alt-right position

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/01/airstrikes-in-baghdad-kill-top-iranian-general-2-iraqi-militia-leaders/

@FuQinGei

Trump ordered the strike on Iranian general

Iran is going to retaliate somehow