man, I'm ready to take a nap in the middle of the day

https://twitter.com/dickandcomix/status/1212637846848315392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEYhUrTw1NA&feature=youtu.be

Based

I’m awake from my nappy

feel like pure shit just want my boah back

gang gang

chimpanzee thumb havin ass nigga

E.T. ass nigga

boutta phone home with dem digits

E.T. phone dick

Sup losers

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2020/01/02/marvel-superhero-amulet-arab-american-dearborn/2796337001/

Look one time, I went to my friends house and I pooped on his toilet, like right ontop of the lid. And he got really mad and I didnt understand I said I went in the bathroom on the toilet, what's the big deal. It's because he wanted my poop to be in the water under the lid. I didnt know this...

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2020/01/02/jewish-west-bloomfield-stabbing/2794511001/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6agcbTBcJN/

such an incredible waste

jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEBgjQIekE

https://twitter.com/_AARHOLODIAN_/status/1212925773306314753

We are almost definitely going to war with Iran now

Boy I sure do love being a healthy male between the ages of 18 and 25

*oh god oh fuck*

@Punished Arditi i don't see that happening

https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1212937834522447872

i dont think they'd be retarded enough to try something

seeing as how we destroyed the entirety of Iraq's conventional military in what a week back in the 2003 invasion

iran's military is much more advanced, it's not iraq

i think the biggest impact of the trump administration is that he's kept us out of getting into any more wars

https://twitter.com/BBassem7/status/1212942676745572352

i think the biggest impact of the trump administration is the politicization of every single thing or idea in existence

yup

you can't dislike a movie and it not be interpreted as a political opinion

because media crap has become political identities

like if you hate Disney Star Wars it's an alt-right position