Message from @Ondsinet
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lolo
@turtwig nigga what lvl are you
rogues man
11
i think my max in a round without crit is like
45d6+55
o even more with power attack
i wish i was rolling real dice on a table for this lol
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reminds me of a Vampire: The Masquerade game, a roll was made for a full auto smg attack
emptied a sack of 31 dice or something ridiculous like that
what the actual fuck
nice
who is so lazy they need automated tape dispenser
@turtwig tentacle rape incoming
```+1 Heartseeker
A +1 longbow that 2/day casts inevitable strike (1st level psionic power granting +5 to hit and ignore concealment as a swift action, or a +20 on your next shot in the next round if you spend a standard action to charge it). A mere 800 gp more than a regular +1 longbow.
Shield of Flames
A +1 heavy steel shield that had 5d4 worth of burning hands sealed in it. The dragon crest on the shield could come to life to breath some combination of 5d4 fire damage (1d4 five times per day or 5d4 once per day). The whole thing was 2,800 gp and it saw a lot of use and quickly became one of the dwarf cleric's favorite items.
Giant's Buckle
A belt that lets you enlarge person yourself for up to 10 rounds per day, divided as you see fit. Also comes as a codpiece for the fashion-inclined. A mere 400 gp.
Pot of Pestilence
A clay pot inscribed with depictions of vermin, filled with a fine black sand. When opened and the sand scattered out (up to 25 ft. ft away) the sand transforms into a swarm of bats, rats, or spiders (your choice) that lasts as long as you concentrate on it and for 2 rounds thereafter. After the pot has been emptied its magic vanishes. A mere 109 gp.
Firefly Oil
A sticky oil that can be applied to ammunition as a standard action. Once applied the oil remains potent for about an hour, and causes the weapon to inflict +1d6 fire damage on contact. There's enough oil in a single bottle for up to 50 pieces of ammunition. A mere 270 gp.
Liquid Courage
This strong dwarven stout is good for what ails you. Drinking it suppresses any ongoing fear effects for 10 minutes and grants a +4 morale bonus on saving throws for any new fear effects for the duration. Cost 18 gp.
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What you think @turtwig
The sneaky turtle is fast asleep
they sound pretty good
@turtwig what monster is that
give name
please
it's in the fuckin text right next to it lol
Irlgaunt
@turtwig what is it from?
from the kingmaker AP
Ah
I didn't expect that
we minced it in like 2 rds
rip
@turtwig do you always do the most damage?
not always but usually
being able to swift action vanish and then full round attack every round
is kind of absurd lolo
I get half my level casts per day, 3 of which are quickened
What does the char sheet look like