Message from @turtwig
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imagine calling yourself a games journalist and being unable to play kids games
I hear peggle is quite difficult
didn't that guy who couldn't even do the tutorial of cuphead try to play it off as a joke
do bad we all did see it was no joke as the left cant joke. and we all did see them play doom 2016 as well
I didn't see them play doom actually but I bet it was embarrassing
Games too easy <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>
I watched a "15 minutes of Sonic Mania gameplay" video from Polygon
that caused me actual physical pain
it was only really 3 minutes of gameplay tops but the guy was fundamentally incapable of playing sonic
like he didn't understand the basic mechanics
of going right
and jumping
<:what:382980756139409409>
They used to make games hard cus Blockbusters. 👍🏿
the rental wall was real
and that was fine tbh
because you felt real achievement when you succeeded
and most games was short when you did master them
They are vg journals because the couldn't manage to become actual journalist
on the SNES
Turtles on the NES
Off Road
the monkey wall in the Lion king
fuck me that's 'ard
Mega Man
Operation Wolf
Operation Wolf was made to eat quarters at the arcade
That's why you get it on the NES <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>
played in on the c64
but all of these games weren't impossible, once you mastered the mechanics they were ez
Boi
I don't want more remastered
Just make it so that the cd version I bought 9 years ago works on win 10
> Hype a full physical product release
> Give everything but the product
> Brilliant
Hahahaha oh god this can't be fucking true