fucking ooooof turtwife hot takes

i'd jumped to xbox instead of PS3, so i know little about PS3

me: "game journalists reckon spyro is too hard"
her: 'they're probably a millennial'
me: "you're a millennial"
her: 'yeah but most of them are fucking stupid'

@turtwig she is not wrong,

@Nordhand I know, just made me laugh

she's pretty much apolitical but she has some choice hot takes about feminists and millennials and shit that come out of nowhere

@turtwig Imagine being a decades old franchise and having your newest game in the franchise be skylanders

imagine calling yourself a games journalist and being unable to play kids games

@turtwig <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I hear peggle is quite difficult

didn't that guy who couldn't even do the tutorial of cuphead try to play it off as a joke

do bad we all did see it was no joke as the left cant joke. and we all did see them play doom 2016 as well

I didn't see them play doom actually but I bet it was embarrassing

Games too easy <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

I watched a "15 minutes of Sonic Mania gameplay" video from Polygon

that caused me actual physical pain

it was only really 3 minutes of gameplay tops but the guy was fundamentally incapable of playing sonic

like he didn't understand the basic mechanics

of going right

and jumping

<:what:382980756139409409>

They used to make games hard cus Blockbusters. 👍🏿

the rental wall was real

and that was fine tbh

because you felt real achievement when you succeeded

and most games was short when you did master them

They are vg journals because the couldn't manage to become actual journalist

toy story and ren & stimpy games were prime examples

on the SNES

Turtles on the NES

Off Road

the monkey wall in the Lion king

fuck me that's 'ard

Mega Man

Operation Wolf

Operation Wolf was made to eat quarters at the arcade

That's why you get it on the NES <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

played in on the c64

but all of these games weren't impossible, once you mastered the mechanics they were ez