someone is undoubtably taking the piss

but it's still 10/10 that it got on imdb

`It was just a regular day in Minecraft, chopping tree and searching for diamonds, but then, the fire nation attacked suddenly the Logang's dank house was over run, Logan Paul's dabs were no match for the fire nation no matter how many rats he tased they wouldn't leave and so now we join our hero on the most stellar of adventures through the Japanese suicide forest.`

I looked it up on archive.is

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/971473566959992832

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXsxJsAVMAAS128.jpg:large

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28660276_2066898269992478_2483218035212978299_n.jpg?oh=fe9f76f797a099c89ea4a8d5cf563db8&oe=5B44EA0A

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

Lucky bot

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 this isn't real right

It's ALL real

The beta cucks never win @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

uh

beta

fukin

cuck

uh,, oh god

what a fuckin beta cuck

*channelling my inner kangeroo*

I'll teach you to WIN

we'll win so much

you'll beg me to stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

but I'll say

we cannot

stop winning

we must

WIN

and WIN

and WIN

and WIN AGAIN

>WaPo: "It's Time To Give Socialism A Try"

won't load for me, archive: http://archive.is/DaagF

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28660815_1738462022909650_6359110160786688824_n.jpg?oh=8fc9146143b1e2b28beaa9155c36dc29&oe=5B01E21F

https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/971566530201882625 heh

holodomor is to kill by starvation

I cannot abide this

This is the all time greatest tweet

It's subtle majesty

The accidental double space, the complete lack of context, the fact that 4 years later this man became the most powerful man alive

If you could choose a single country to rule the entirety of Europe, which would it be?