Message from @King Canuck

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2018-07-03 05:32:57 UTC  

Are katanas even legal in Canada?

2018-07-03 05:33:54 UTC  

It appears swords are legal in Canada, as long as they're not used as weapons.

2018-07-03 05:34:46 UTC  

```
The following martial arts weapons are prohibited:

(a) a knife with a retractable or folding blade which, by design or through wear, will open by centrifugal force or gravity, or by a spring or similar device. This has been interpreted by the courts to include a butterfly knife;
(b) nunchaku or similar objects made up of hard, non-flexible sticks linked by a flexible length of chain. This includes objects where the sticks are replaced by, for example, pipes or other rigid pieces, and where the chain is replaced by rope, wire or other flexible material;
(c) shuriken or similar objects which are made of a hard, non-flexible material in an essentially two-dimensional regular geometric form with one or more sharp edges;
(d) manrikigusari or kusari or similar objects which are made up of geometrically-shaped hard weights or hand grips linked by rope, chain, wire or other flexible material;
(e) a push dagger, namely a knife where the blade is perpendicular to the handle;
(f) any item under 30 cm which looks like another object but which conceals a blade;
(g) spiked wristbands;
(h) blowguns;
(i) manually-triggered telescoping spring-loaded steel whips;
(j) morning stars or similar items consisting of a ball of metal or similar heavy material studded with spikes and connected to a handle by a length of rope, chain, wire or other flexible material;
(k) brass knuckles or similar items.```

2018-07-03 05:36:58 UTC  

shuriken, manrikigusari, kusari, blowguns... damn, ninjas got nerfed hard.

2018-07-03 05:37:10 UTC  

I didn't know what a kusari was.

2018-07-03 05:37:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463579028859781120/kusari_gama___weapon_check_by_protocolx27-d711qyk.jpg

2018-07-03 05:38:07 UTC  

I'm glad I'm less of a weeb than the retard that wrote the list of banned weapons.

2018-07-03 06:04:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463585810839764992/image.jpg

2018-07-03 06:04:32 UTC  

Saw this lmao

2018-07-03 06:04:47 UTC  

fuck palesteine

2018-07-03 07:05:55 UTC  

what the fuck owl

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2018-07-03 10:11:54 UTC  

Palestine is gay af

2018-07-03 12:00:18 UTC  

@DanielKO
Judging by the background, it happened on joe rogan's podcast

2018-07-03 12:00:27 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-07-03 14:09:16 UTC  

😍Guys😍, I'm 😲shaking😲. I'm fucking😲 shaking😲.
I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 💀❌Sans ❌❤️Undertale.❤️💀 That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 ☠️bones☠️. The 👨‍👨‍👦child 👨‍👨‍👦bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal god💐🖼️. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I'll never ❤️👅💋mate ❤️👅💋with him, ⬆️pass⬆️ my 👖genes👖 through him, and have him 👑birth👑 a set of 👨‍👨‍👦💯perfect offspring.💯👨‍👨‍👦
I'd do fucking💰💰💰 ANYTHING💰💰💰 for the chance to get 💀❌Sans❌❤️ Undertale❤️💀 pregnant. ☠️A ☠️N ☠️Y ☠️T ☠️H☠️ I ☠️N☠️ G☠️. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to fucking 🐻bear.🐻 Why would 🦊Toby Fox🦊 create something so 💯perfect? 💯To fucking 😈tantalize😈 us? Fucking 😂laugh 😂in our💩 faces?!💩
⚰️Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.⚰️

2018-07-03 14:10:18 UTC  

@King Canuck
kill yourself, please.

2018-07-03 14:10:26 UTC  

:)

2018-07-03 14:52:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463718697664512001/xaxcesllcc711.jpg

2018-07-03 14:53:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463718900710899712/received_1141440969340478.jpeg

2018-07-03 14:54:41 UTC  

EPIC!

2018-07-03 14:55:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463719374495416331/image.jpg

2018-07-03 14:58:48 UTC  

Fuck not getting political, on Independence Day you better be a patriot

2018-07-03 15:12:39 UTC  

and being a patriot is political these days

2018-07-03 15:26:31 UTC  

More proof we need nationalism

2018-07-03 16:18:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463740398964310026/jD1Gxwk.png

2018-07-03 16:20:24 UTC  

> JBP photo

@DanielKO That's Joe Rogan's place

2018-07-03 16:28:44 UTC  

Joe gave a katana to JBP?

2018-07-03 16:29:05 UTC  

I think it's just Joe's katana

2018-07-03 17:07:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463752675838787594/ui.jpg

2018-07-03 18:34:39 UTC  

@King Canuck DAY OF THE RAKE NOW

2018-07-03 19:41:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/463791415097294859/dXf7q7YYkuk4YB-w7TbB96FJLEuVl867LC5fhVwAmPU.png

2018-07-03 21:02:37 UTC  

Oh, god.

That meme.... It's 'Loss'.

2018-07-03 21:02:42 UTC  

yes

2018-07-03 21:02:47 UTC  

loss-ception

2018-07-03 21:06:30 UTC  

I love how he encircled the greedy merchant and salute

2018-07-03 21:06:46 UTC  

but left out the 1488 and the sorta swastika

2018-07-03 21:07:10 UTC  

and huwhite