Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 509747712120455168


2018-11-07 15:11:29 UTC  

my printer would destroy your mum

2018-11-07 15:12:36 UTC  

why are your fingers so chubby <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2018-11-07 15:12:43 UTC  

because I'm fat

2018-11-07 15:12:46 UTC  

duh

2018-11-07 15:12:59 UTC  

<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

2018-11-07 15:13:03 UTC  

how much do you weigh

2018-11-07 15:13:09 UTC  

100kg ish

2018-11-07 15:13:15 UTC  

so

2018-11-07 15:13:21 UTC  

2x as much as me <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-11-07 15:13:26 UTC  

yep

2018-11-07 15:13:36 UTC  

@turtwig fatass

2018-11-07 15:13:41 UTC  

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2018-11-07 15:13:56 UTC  

Why not just say 22 stones?

2018-11-07 15:14:10 UTC  

because @Deleted User asked me and he works in kg

2018-11-07 15:14:11 UTC  

because we use the good units

2018-11-07 15:14:26 UTC  

@galesteppes Would confuse the hippies

2018-11-07 15:14:49 UTC  

and also 100kg is like 16 stone not 22

2018-11-07 15:14:51 UTC  

lol

2018-11-07 15:15:16 UTC  

lbs aren't base 10

2018-11-07 15:15:23 UTC  

220 lbs is not 22 stone

2018-11-07 15:15:25 UTC  

pleb

2018-11-07 15:15:34 UTC  

that's the problem <:GWfroggyKermitReee:398569982406950922>

2018-11-07 15:15:40 UTC  

you can't just divide by 10

2018-11-07 15:15:53 UTC  

why is it 12 inches to a foot and not 10

2018-11-07 15:15:59 UTC  

and why is 1 inch 2.5cm

2018-11-07 15:16:01 UTC  

because fuck you

2018-11-07 15:16:08 UTC  

yes pls

2018-11-07 15:16:17 UTC  

yo

2018-11-07 15:16:20 UTC  

I'm not gay

2018-11-07 15:16:23 UTC  

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2018-11-07 15:17:25 UTC  

I used to be skinny af

2018-11-07 15:17:38 UTC  

now I got dadbod

2018-11-07 15:20:55 UTC  

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2018-11-07 15:21:10 UTC  

i used to be skinny and i'm still a stick :c

It's the woman that gets fat after childbirth Turt 🀦🏿

2018-11-07 15:21:36 UTC  

lol na

2018-11-07 15:21:40 UTC  

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2018-11-07 15:22:08 UTC  

I got my shit together and started earning more and living more comfortably

2018-11-07 15:22:16 UTC  

and got fat from good living

Unless she wants another one and then MAGICALLY she stays slim

🀷🏿