Message from @spadegunner

Discord ID: 354678745648594956


2017-09-05 16:31:21 UTC  

A prostitute walks into a bar. She spots a koala bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small-talk and flirting, the koala bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The next morning, the koala gets up and wanders towards the door. "HEY! Where are you going?" yells the prostitute. "I haven`t been paid!" Realizing that he is a koala bear and might not understand, she reaches for a dictionary and looks up *prostitute*. She shows him the definition: PROSTITUTE (pros`ti toot) n. A woman who performs services for money. The koala bear looks at her and then grabs the dictionary. He shows her a definition: KOALA BEAR (ko all e Bare) n. A furry marsupial. Eats bush and leaves.

2017-09-05 16:37:30 UTC  

just heard someone driving down the street listening to megadeth

2017-09-05 16:37:32 UTC  

must be sven

2017-09-05 16:51:10 UTC  

@badtanman it was me actually. Sven listens to that pussy band metallica

2017-09-05 16:52:07 UTC  

he likes both

2017-09-05 16:53:06 UTC  

both what is he bipedal

2017-09-05 16:53:45 UTC  

At least he doesn't like (((anthrax)))

2017-09-05 16:56:13 UTC  

Tfw you're not woke to the "Sheldon" meme

2017-09-05 16:56:37 UTC  

he does like anthrax

2017-09-05 16:56:37 UTC  

lol

2017-09-05 16:56:51 UTC  

@badtanman Symphony of destruction FTW

2017-09-05 16:57:05 UTC  

yeah that was the song they were listening to

2017-09-05 16:59:06 UTC  

mayb it was u

2017-09-05 16:59:54 UTC  

Lol If they were swole AF it was me

2017-09-05 17:01:09 UTC  

didnt see em

2017-09-05 17:01:17 UTC  

this thing just followed me im scare

2017-09-05 17:02:43 UTC  

ur done for

2017-09-05 17:05:45 UTC  

These blackpill faggots need to stop. "Trump is gonna pass amnesty."

2017-09-05 17:26:42 UTC  

Julian's power level is rising

2017-09-05 17:44:34 UTC  

i love woes

2017-09-05 17:44:49 UTC  

he's my favourite scotish poofter

2017-09-05 17:51:38 UTC  

Antifa became a game dev.

2017-09-05 17:52:01 UTC  

@Archer you motherfucker stop taking my credit

2017-09-05 17:52:12 UTC  

>Credit

2017-09-05 17:52:24 UTC  

http://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/
HEY @everyone LOOK AT THIS SICK NEW GAME I JUST FOUND

2017-09-05 17:52:32 UTC  

WHO WANTS TO START A REVOLUTION

2017-09-05 17:53:34 UTC  

Lol

2017-09-05 17:53:41 UTC  

Can you play as the cops?

2017-09-05 17:53:45 UTC  

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

2017-09-05 17:53:55 UTC  

Yeah you can do cops or rioters

2017-09-05 17:54:01 UTC  

A black Israelite

2017-09-05 17:54:09 UTC  

We wuz the real Hebrews

2017-09-05 17:54:17 UTC  

I said we need a goy to make a mod that reskins the rioters as white nationalists, and the cops as ZOG

2017-09-05 17:54:25 UTC  

Khazar kids get out

2017-09-05 17:55:24 UTC  

fellas i found leftist paddy tarleton
https://youtu.be/eikkw3RHU-8