Message from Artair in Cascadian Coffee Company #family
Mates hopeless. Rule #1, don't marry, just get them pregnant.
Baby took a tumble off the bed today, been in the ER and the wife isn't speaking to me, nor I to her.
oh man that suck bro!
My brother climbed on the sink as a toddler, turned on the sink and the building had steaming hot water
Melted skin off his leg
He says he's alright
Bumped his little monkey head
Will he be alright then?!
8 hours in the er
I have been waiting hours here for you to get back!
wow, that's quite a while. He looks alright, nice big Aryan forehead. And he's just like his dad, no hair to speak of!
You have yourself a first rate son!
Hwhy thank you sir
He has a bit of hair though
Your very lucky!
Hmm, are you Italian?
Welsh, German, Norwegian and Scottish
Wow, you would think you would have lighter features then.
Ignore those last few questions.
I've spent my life working outside
No, I meant the hair and eye color.
I have to.
My grandmother was full Norwegian. My darker features come from my grandfather
And my father
Beautiful, you and your Son!
Whats his name?
Austin, remind me again why you refuse to contribute to the furtherance of the Aryan race?
My fiancee is Irish and hwhite spanish