Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 550673452370231296


2019-02-27 20:14:37 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-02-27 20:35:53 UTC  

Wtf

2019-02-27 22:26:04 UTC  

eat salmon to cum my brethren

2019-02-27 22:46:15 UTC  

So he couldn't ejaculate because of his vegan diet?

2019-02-27 22:46:19 UTC  

Damn

2019-02-28 00:46:58 UTC  

Being a 100% vegetarian will give you life long medical problems like cancer and in worst case you may die from lack of important nutrients. A lot of vegetarians cheat by eating animals products when they are alone

2019-02-28 00:49:34 UTC  

@Nordhand You mean vegan?

2019-02-28 12:34:52 UTC  

what

2019-02-28 12:34:57 UTC  

why does it fucking matter

She's not <:gay:382982146249326612> enough

2019-02-28 12:35:40 UTC  

You have to be a black trans downie to handle the event

2019-02-28 12:53:14 UTC  

But is she THOT enough?

no cus she has no T or A

2019-02-28 13:12:56 UTC  

when she hits puberty she'll maybe fill out

she so on drugs to keep more childlike <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

She knows her fanbase

2019-02-28 13:39:25 UTC  

she was Disney right?

2019-02-28 13:39:42 UTC  

all the pedos been fapping to her since she was tiny

2019-02-28 13:39:44 UTC  

W

Pedos, Childless Feminists and Children.

but she sings about sex. So you do the maths.

2019-02-28 14:13:58 UTC  

oof

2019-02-28 15:23:26 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ In Washington state, they extended the distracted driving law to cover food and drinks as well

2019-02-28 15:23:55 UTC  

Hash browns are the same as cell phones when driving. No excuses anymore

2019-02-28 15:25:00 UTC  

dont eat or use ya phone. its dangerous for you, and everyone else.

2019-02-28 15:25:11 UTC  

only need to stop focusing for a second for an accident to happen

but it's Unamerican to not eat in your car

2019-02-28 15:27:02 UTC  

my driving teacher did say the best way to stop road accidents to happen is to mount a huge knife at the steering wheel pointing at the driver. only then will everyone understand the danger of driving

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2019-02-28 16:52:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/550721855779110912/MVIMG_20190228_115147.jpg

2019-02-28 16:52:08 UTC  

So this exists

2019-02-28 16:52:45 UTC  

so you know who not to call

2019-02-28 19:25:23 UTC  

know that sport is not the biggest thing here, but this is probably one of the biggest blunders an athlete have ever done. as he was caught under a razzia with the needle in his own arm at an major skiing event
https://youtu.be/ihP_MSLAIj8

2019-02-28 19:36:14 UTC  

oof

2019-02-28 19:36:30 UTC  

what is he using?

2019-02-28 19:38:45 UTC  

it was blood doping he was caught for

2019-03-01 09:01:19 UTC  

Damn racist plants