the easiest of visas

well if you come to the UK your bag better be full of bacon, or you aren't coming in

and we will deport you to the nearest port in the Nation of Europa

fixed

Calais

I've been there twice without Bacon <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

THE RULES HAVE CHANGED

Your silly airport security poked holes in the muffins my girlfriend bought, however <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I shudder to think the damage they might have caused, had they been exported whilst intact

exported

who cares?

muffins FILLED WITH DRUGS

probably afraid there was some dangerous chemical inside them that MIGHT HAVE EXPLODED THE AIRPLANE

well she isn't white

she also has the best passport in the world

u got a brown girlfriend?

she could be a terrorist

no

Mals gf follows Shoko Asahara

Change My Mind

perhaps there was sarin gas in those muffins? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

UK airport security saved us all

We had to check

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Mad Lass

LoL

I will trade tomatoes for lulworth cove clotted cream

Mal the Bomb Tech

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DEAL

We will make moar cream

did we just establish a trade agreement on discord

and theresa may can't even give our country away to the eu

she is that incompetent

March 29th will be our Lord of War

People with connections will make billions overnight

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👌

well you don't get filthy rich without stepping on a few toes or over a few corpses

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