the too skinny woman gets married, the fat one doesn't

but most fat people are fat cuz they eat too much <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

but the fat ones are feminists so they don't want to get married <:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

you don't get away with saying these things to a woman in the street

it's long winded romantic talks in bed for many hours, over many months 😄

ugh

and it wasn't like she didn't eat at all

we just needed to get those numbers up alittle

because of her height she was never going to be supermodel thin

We need to not randomly skip meals

or claim we are not hungry

teaching people better eating habits like small regular meals is better then one or two huge ones. is a better thing then just the stop eating that most people are peddling around

The Hindus do and swear by fasting

Bit of a clash of ideas + Bollywood + the Magazines

I think she wanted to be more of a Priyanka Chopra but was more so an Asian Dove Cameron

😄

well if you want to become super model thin you better get used to be forever alone as sciences have proven that happy couples do gain weight

GAINING MASS

i think that's just couples in general

I have gained significant mass in the last 10 years

I used to be a right skinny little shit

Gotta get up to the 'Dad build'

I like beer too much

extra stoutwig

niice

Im meh on beer

Our President

ov vey

but he is hitter CNN says so <:NPC:500042735617703967>

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1036980/Brexit-news-Gerard-Batter-Remain-sign-watch-video-Theresa-May-UK-EU-withdrawal-deal

Body block it, benjiman xD

Just needs some Benny Hill music

in all honesty what did the man in the nazi costume think was gonna happen lol.

im sure he did it fully aware that it was going to start drama

dunno looks more like he saw it out of the corner of his eye and turned around to look at it/"admire" it<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

tbh, they should have just put zombie makeup on with the uniform

"Nazis back from the dead!"

so something like this 😛