Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 519817964984467476


2018-12-04 22:40:56 UTC  

Do you need us Eaglelanders to loan you one or two of our mothballed carriers or something?

2018-12-04 22:41:05 UTC  

So you don't have to share one with the French?

2018-12-04 22:41:42 UTC  

Not like they'd be allowed to use ours anyways if we loaned it to them

2018-12-04 23:09:11 UTC  

Well tbh UKIP grew under a single issue. It was bound to fracture and crumble when it got big enough to need to weight in on other issues.

2018-12-05 05:00:28 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-12-05 05:28:01 UTC  

@Jabba
>9th circuit
Well well imagine my shock

2018-12-05 09:44:28 UTC  

People being edgy @ peta are just as cringy as peta themselves tbh

I just love the ending

and everyone should be taking the piss out those Nazis at Peta

2018-12-05 09:54:02 UTC  

Do vegans taste better than people?

2018-12-05 09:55:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/519814014377918465/ee491b8457fd4ee495bd8c94b335adb2.jpg

2018-12-05 10:08:50 UTC  

the replies to that tweet

2018-12-05 10:08:59 UTC  

do they not understand jokes?

2018-12-05 10:10:02 UTC  

Do you not understand youre face?

2018-12-05 10:10:29 UTC  

suck my dingle

2018-12-05 10:11:00 UTC  

man

2018-12-05 10:11:18 UTC  

the one thing I really miss from *chans

No <:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-05 10:11:22 UTC  

is the word filter

2018-12-05 10:12:08 UTC  

R9k?

2018-12-05 10:12:12 UTC  

we had faggot => beekeeper

2018-12-05 10:12:18 UTC  

and that resulted in some amazing memes

2018-12-05 10:12:58 UTC  

@Ondsinet you fucking beekeeper

2018-12-05 10:13:12 UTC  

<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-12-05 10:22:32 UTC  

i want to havebees

2018-12-05 10:22:33 UTC  

free honey

2018-12-05 10:24:28 UTC  

Gay

2018-12-05 10:29:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/519822543205564421/images_16.jpeg

2018-12-05 11:22:10 UTC  

I'm half awake right now and I just learned something that now has me insanely giggling. The Chinese government once tried to add facial detection software to all cameras so they could track citizens. They decided to not do it simply because they're Chinese so they all look alike and the software wouldn't work.

2018-12-05 11:22:22 UTC  

Im not joking

2018-12-05 11:23:53 UTC  

lol

They had that on facebook too

Asian faces weren't tagging

2018-12-05 11:37:17 UTC  

and that iPhone X video