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she fixed her hair

well i can walk 8 miles no problem

theres been so many strange circumstances surrounding these stories

oh look how she has to dig so deep to remember

find someones twitter, they can prob do a better job @Fitzydog

I can walk my white ass back across 8 mile

yeah you need livetweets @Fitzydog

moms spaghetti

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8 mile isnt 8 miles its like a street

theres also one called 7 mile

i dont think theyre based on length but icbw

Are you from metro detroit?

no im a wigger

haha

oh ok

It's called a joke

you have to walk from your trailer court out on 8mile to get to the actual city i think, so youre kinda stranded

Mr Whitehouse, really?

you if you tell someone to walk they ass back across 8mile youre making fun of them for being poor

She's sipping Coke

not *Diet* Coke <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

product placement

sugar takes the edge off the shock

sponsored by brondo

coke wouldnt pay for this publicity

I'de like to continue with the questioning but first I really could use a nice refreshing sip of coca cola classic

she's a Caffiene Addict

it really hurts her credibility

why are they shaming the FBI for not investigating

because they are retarded and grasping at straws

what about the statute of limitations

the what?

im not a law blog

can we get some muscle over here?

isnt there a time limit for reporting crimes?

I'm fairly certain this entire session is part of a desparate attempt to stall until after the midterms

yup

if they can get dems into a majority in the senate I believe they can just block kavanaugh