Message from @The Eldritch God

Discord ID: 495518077404839946


2018-09-29 08:45:17 UTC  

There was an old book. Dystopian Future political prediction sort. Called, "Make Us Happy". It was a silly book, but I just realized that it's coming true. Dear god, that book could be a blue print and the guy wrote it decades ago.

2018-09-29 08:47:14 UTC  

V for Victory

My Personal Fave

2018-09-29 08:48:46 UTC  

that's gotta bring him back some memories

2018-09-29 08:48:56 UTC  

At first it seems like a nightmare. 100% of humanity is brainwashed from birth. Everyone is a mandated Bisexual. All sexual orientations are "All heterosexual sex should be between 100 year olds and children, but when you grow out of that phase to turn homosexual. Human children are grown in potted plants. Since Divorce rates hit 100% for first time, second time, and third time marrigess, and 4th time was approaching 80%, they started mandated adultery. You had an A-Card that needed to be punched once a month or face still fines and eventual imprisonment.

2018-09-29 08:49:30 UTC  

whoa whoa whoa man

2018-09-29 08:49:35 UTC  

Now, as an adult, it actually seems like the left's ideal world.

2018-09-29 08:49:37 UTC  

do you live in a city?

2018-09-29 08:50:08 UTC  

Suburbia, but work in one, why?

2018-09-29 08:50:20 UTC  

cities are the breeding ground of the left, villages and rural areas are fine

Don't worry, I raised Gen Z

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/495517694800429056/GenZ.jpg

2018-09-29 08:51:00 UTC  

I've got all my media looking like that but I can still go outside into normalcy

2018-09-29 08:51:09 UTC  

but you've got it bombarded into you from all sides

2018-09-29 08:51:16 UTC  

irl and online

2018-09-29 08:51:33 UTC  

move to rural canada like I did a while ago

2018-09-29 08:51:38 UTC  

Actually, I would disagree. It's the colleges that are the problem. Every city/town that has one of those is a breeding ground for the left. No college, the place seems fine.

2018-09-29 08:51:46 UTC  

in the cold, the left can't survive

2018-09-29 08:51:55 UTC  

Oh dear god, not with your Mumps outbreak.

2018-09-29 08:52:11 UTC  

the cold killed the mumps before it got to my village I guess

2018-09-29 08:54:06 UTC  

Sorry man, but with Trudue in charge, his immigration policy has unleashed thousands of unvaccinated Refugees into your country. I'm now here in Central New York. We keep gettings mumps cases down here from your country because your medical health care system is overwhelmed. The strain from the Middle east seems to be able to infect people who had the mumps already because it's JUST different enough to reflect someone who has had it before.

2018-09-29 08:54:22 UTC  

Depends on which providence you are in, as well.

My Dad got a BIG YUUUGE needle in the bum for Mumps

Later got tested, he's genetically immune <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-09-29 08:54:27 UTC  

in the cities

2018-09-29 08:54:34 UTC  

though

2018-09-29 08:54:39 UTC  

you see

2018-09-29 08:54:52 UTC  

in the villages far north, we have nice simple lives without mumps

2018-09-29 08:55:38 UTC  

if it weren't for the non-health care in the states, I'd want to move to a rural area in one of the northern states

2018-09-29 08:55:39 UTC  

I think I saw some pro antifa signs up town.

2018-09-29 08:55:45 UTC  

I'll snag some photos if I do.

2018-09-29 08:56:00 UTC  

For some reason there's a shortage of the MMR vaccine, but Trudue said, "What's the worse that can happen?" Yeah, 100k+ cases over the past three years.

Oh? Yeah, the disease maps don't show it going that far north.

I got the Mumps people said I looked like the Fat Controller

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/495519194272759808/9k.png

2018-09-29 08:56:31 UTC  

HEH.

2018-09-29 08:56:35 UTC  

eugh

I was like 8

I had a teacher that got Shingles

2018-09-29 08:57:47 UTC  

wtf

2018-09-29 08:58:02 UTC  

were you living in a secret plague testing facility?

He's in a school man