Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 500761689377996801


2018-10-13 20:02:44 UTC  

wish I had more beer

Have less kids

2018-10-13 20:04:24 UTC  

yeah I really fucked up there

🀦🏿

Go visit Grandpa

he's got ammo

2018-10-13 20:05:08 UTC  

far too drunk to drive lol

2018-10-13 20:05:58 UTC  

honestly idk what I'm even doing rn

what about the bottle of Jack sellotaped under the dining room table?

2018-10-13 20:06:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/500761345441005570/20181013_210621.jpg

Top shelf where the wife can't reach or see?

2018-10-13 20:06:59 UTC  

Nintendo switch and job lots of rpg dice

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2018-10-13 20:07:16 UTC  

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2018-10-13 20:07:38 UTC  

are you ok

2018-10-13 20:07:47 UTC  

yeah I'm fine

2018-10-13 20:07:53 UTC  

ok turtwig

2018-10-13 20:08:10 UTC  

:+1:

2018-10-13 20:08:13 UTC  

have fun looking at dice

2018-10-13 20:08:31 UTC  

damn son

2018-10-13 20:08:37 UTC  

he looks like an alien

2018-10-13 20:08:39 UTC  

I am not even nearly as gay as that

2018-10-13 20:09:03 UTC  

or that

2018-10-13 20:09:16 UTC  

bought turtwife a switch for xmans last year

now the excuses

2018-10-13 20:09:36 UTC  

as it happens

2018-10-13 20:09:50 UTC  

I'm actually doing some shit for her lol

2018-10-13 20:09:56 UTC  

she got a game that has dumb wait times

2018-10-13 20:10:20 UTC  

all of these people

2018-10-13 20:10:22 UTC  

are ALIENS

2018-10-13 20:10:23 UTC  

s

2018-10-13 20:10:24 UTC  

mario odyssey is pretty great tho

TurtKid ever get a turn?

2018-10-13 20:10:50 UTC  

2young