Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 500761462499835924
I've had this thing in my pocket for like 6 years
rip
Got VPN ads on TV now and all
Might be worth it soon enough
wish I had more beer
Have less kids
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and Wives
yeah I really fucked up there
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Go visit Grandpa
he's got ammo
far too drunk to drive lol
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honestly idk what I'm even doing rn
what about the bottle of Jack sellotaped under the dining room table?
Top shelf where the wife can't reach or see?
Nintendo switch and job lots of rpg dice
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are you ok
yeah I'm fine
ok turtwig
:+1:
have fun looking at dice
SOYBOY
damn son
he looks like an alien
I am not even nearly as gay as that
or that
bought turtwife a switch for xmans last year
now the excuses
as it happens
I'm actually doing some shit for her lol
she got a game that has dumb wait times
all of these people
are ALIENS