Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 500759408553492490


2018-10-13 19:56:12 UTC  

loicence?

2018-10-13 19:56:12 UTC  

brb going to jail

2018-10-13 19:56:28 UTC  

You got a loicence for that Stanley m8?

2018-10-13 19:56:39 UTC  

nope

and if you get stopped what is the one thing YOU MUST not say?

2018-10-13 19:57:01 UTC  

Ur nicked bruv

2018-10-13 19:57:07 UTC  

Moneygram me Β£450

2018-10-13 19:57:09 UTC  

in austria they are about to ban knives for migrants

2018-10-13 19:57:13 UTC  

"was planning on stabbing some muzzos"

that is anything that mentions self defense

It's for work, should be fine but now it's Β£450

when a 3 pack is like Β£10

2018-10-13 19:58:28 UTC  

Us Brits have lost our right to self defense

🀷🏿

2018-10-13 19:58:51 UTC  

You've just got to try and not die until the police show up

2018-10-13 19:58:54 UTC  

definitely

2018-10-13 19:59:03 UTC  

you seen that chamfered edge

BAsically a Crowbar

2018-10-13 19:59:06 UTC  

dangerzone

2018-10-13 19:59:14 UTC  

Which could take a while as there's usually one car per county these days

2018-10-13 19:59:16 UTC  

its just a hive tool

2018-10-13 19:59:29 UTC  

but yeah they can be rather sharp

2018-10-13 20:00:19 UTC  

Yup

2018-10-13 20:00:23 UTC  

I've had this thing in my pocket for like 6 years

2018-10-13 20:00:26 UTC  

rip

2018-10-13 20:00:29 UTC  

Got VPN ads on TV now and all

Might be worth it soon enough

2018-10-13 20:02:44 UTC  

wish I had more beer

Have less kids

2018-10-13 20:04:24 UTC  

yeah I really fucked up there

🀦🏿

Go visit Grandpa

he's got ammo

2018-10-13 20:05:08 UTC  

far too drunk to drive lol

2018-10-13 20:05:58 UTC  

honestly idk what I'm even doing rn