Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 508278931321913359


2018-11-03 13:56:51 UTC  

"I wonder why"

Was she someone's sister?

2018-11-03 13:56:56 UTC  

Yea turt

2018-11-03 13:57:11 UTC  

Well, not illegal unles you sex her if she was 15 @turtwig

Turt, grooming prervert confirmed

2018-11-03 13:57:39 UTC  

And even then, its not like UK police will do anything

2018-11-03 13:57:41 UTC  

lol

2018-11-03 13:57:55 UTC  

in my defense it was at an 18th birthday party in a pub

2018-11-03 13:58:09 UTC  

What is ur drinking age

2018-11-03 13:58:11 UTC  

ye must have been 19/16

2018-11-03 13:58:11 UTC  

18?

2018-11-03 13:58:13 UTC  

18

2018-11-03 13:58:16 UTC  

Ah

2018-11-03 13:58:22 UTC  

Dumb fucks

2018-11-03 13:58:26 UTC  

18 to drink, 21 to buy

2018-11-03 13:58:38 UTC  

Brain doesnt stop developing till 21

2018-11-03 13:58:45 UTC  

rip

2018-11-03 13:58:50 UTC  

No wonder US is ahead

2018-11-03 13:59:00 UTC  

I could have been a double genius instead of just a regular genius

2018-11-03 13:59:01 UTC  

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

2018-11-03 13:59:05 UTC  

if I didn't start drinking at 15

🀷🏿

2018-11-03 13:59:24 UTC  

well drinking in pubs I mean

2018-11-03 13:59:27 UTC  

I never drank until 21, and im still retarded

2018-11-03 13:59:32 UTC  

Rip

2018-11-03 13:59:50 UTC  

but yeah I had like gay grolsch and shit at 13

2018-11-03 14:00:10 UTC  

Gay grolsch? Is that code for buttsex?

2018-11-03 14:00:13 UTC  

we would go to the pub after school on friday

2018-11-03 14:00:17 UTC  

and nobody batted an eyelid

2018-11-03 14:00:23 UTC  

Im not judging u do u man

2018-11-03 14:00:27 UTC  

p sure some people turned up in uniform

2018-11-03 14:01:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508279443714867220/41edDuKEIDL._SX385_.jpg

2018-11-03 14:01:07 UTC  

Yeah US is anal about alcohol and minors

2018-11-03 14:01:27 UTC  

gay grolsch ^

2018-11-03 14:01:29 UTC  

Any alt-righters in here? I got questions.

2018-11-03 14:01:42 UTC  

You can serve your country at 18 but even after a 2 year tour you cant get a drink

2018-11-03 14:01:54 UTC  

I tried "the right server" and they got hung up on irrelevant things. :/